Pay Me to Ruin Your Stuff
People offer all kinds of wacky services on Facebook Marketplace. However, out of all the wacky services we’ve come across, this one takes the cake by a wide margin. Essentially, they’ll scribble all over your couch, claiming it’s “art,” and all it’ll cost you is $30 per hour! What a deal!
Just to give you a taste of what kind of artistry to expect from this guy, he’s included pictures of his previous works. In our opinion, they’re not half-bad, but then again, we know nothing about art. That said, we’d much rather keep our couches the way they are than to pay someone to draw random scribbles all over them.