Straight to McJail
We would buy this in a heartbeat if we had unruly and annoying children in the house. Loud kids get placed in McJail until after dinner! Putting aside the jokes, this Big Mac play tower is one of the creepiest things we’ve ever seen, and we used to play on these things as kids.
Every parent would cram their kids onto the McPlayground while stuffing their mouths with hamburgers and fries, just to have their kids hurl everything back up. Ah, good times—back when Ronald McDonald was still the mascot, and McDonald’s restaurants didn’t look as gloomy as they do today.