The I-Gotchu Guy
Everyone has a guy that can get you anything you want, and if you don’t, you should find a guy like that. If you don’t know where to begin your search, why not hop on Craigslist and search for “whatever you want.” You might come across a guy in a cap who’s willing to go out of his way and acquire anything you want for a small fee.
So, what are you really looking for? A phone? A laptop computer? Maybe some company? Well, don’t worry about it, this guy has it all. For just $100, plus expenses, the whatever-you-want guy will get you whatever you want.