The Future Is Now
Hoverboards, as we know them today, don’t deserve the name hoverboards. First and most importantly, they don’t hover. They’re basically an automatic skateboard with oversized wheels on each end that take you from one spot to another without the power of hovering. What a gip.
And then there are hoverboards like this one, which was posted on a Russian online marketplace or something. We’re not entirely sure what you’re supposed to do with it, other than fall flat on your face on the hard earth below. Perhaps with the help of a certain drink from Russia that you can imagine that you’re hovering from place to place.