Straight from the Trailer Park
Every parent out there will testify that their baby, at least for the first three months, is nothing but a crying, peeing, and pooping machine. You can get all sorts of gadgets and whatnot to soothe your baby, but the most effective tool, we’ve found, is a baby rocker. Just place your baby in the rocker and it’ll gently rock your child to sleep.
But it shouldn’t just be any baby rocker you find on CraigslistForTrailerParkFolks.com. This is the perfect example of what you shouldn’t get. Is it even legal to take home red shopping baskets from Target? Isn’t that technically stealing?