Lightly Used Ice Cream
Do you like ice cream? We like ice cream. In fact, there’s not a soul on the planet that we know of who doesn’t like ice cream. We’ve heard of people who are violently lactose intolerant who would still down an entire gallon of ice cream if they didn’t have anything to do for the next two months.
But as much as we all love ice cream, there’s no way in heck we’re going to shell out our hard-earned duckets for a half-eaten tub of the stuff. This person wanted to get rid of their Neapolitan ice cream because it was giving them the runs.