Getting the Ladies
It’s a cliche, but there’s something incredibly attractive about a handsome man doting lovingly on his kid, and we’ll be the first to admit it. That’s right, the females may be fairly basic at times. For knowing how to take advantage, you’re a smart dude.
Unfortunately, this obnoxious mother got on her high horse and declined his very reasonable offer. The audacity! We’re joking. We hope he didn’t dupe other innocent victims with a separate fake youngster since there’s no place for liars here.