Provoking Your Pappa
We all wait for that magical 18th birthday we imagine will release us from the clutches of our parents’ oppressive rules. After it passes, some of us go balls to the wall doing everything they told us not to, while others do their best not to send their parents to the ER for stress. This girl took the middle road.
Approving a tattoo on the bottom of her foot was definitely a “no” dressed up as a dad joke in response to talking about getting inked. There’s no doubt about it. We’re willing to bet all our presents from Santa this year that when she showed it to him, she shrugged her shoulders and said, “Well, you said I could get one there.” And she’s not wrong.