Can I Borrow Your Pen?
We’ve all been there before. A brilliant idea pops into our head, and we race to jot it down before it evaporates. We pat our pockets and search our bags for a pen, only to come up empty-handed. Lucky for us, this guy seems to have a pen tucked behind his ear. Let’s ask if we can use it.
As real as it looks, no. We cannot borrow this pen because it is made out of skin and hair, which aren’t suitable for writing. We don’t know why he would play us like this, but the good thing is that if he ever tires of the faux studious look, he can simply grow his hair out for a free and easy cover-up.