Kid With A Craving For Death
Becoming a babysitter in a perfect world would allow you to pass on some of your life experiences to a younger member of society while relaxing and energizing at the same time. Or, it could be a terrifying nightmare in which you wake up on someone else’s couch while their kid sleeps upstairs, or it could be anything in between.

At one point during her four-hour shift, this particular babysitter had to deal with an overly active child who had caused havoc in the bathroom by running the hairdryer right up next to a running sink full of water. After that, toast a piece of bread with a fork.