Clueless Date
When this guy said that he was clueless on his date, we truly believe him because imagining how he planned that date, he was clueless. Typically, people try to impress the person they are dating by offering good food and having something nice to do.
Unless you are Jimmy Fallon, then of course you can settle for saltine crackers as a meal and play Mario Kart for the rest of the date. While it was a sweet gesture to keep everything simple and casual on your first date, there was no real food to eat. This is probably what being friend-zoned means.