The Story We’ve Been Waiting For
Normally, receiving an unintended text message is a source of great anxiety, but this person’s experience was entirely positive. After a few dates, messages, and amusing blunders, everything is as smooth as butter (or was when the tale was written). No chunky goat’s milk butter for you, either. When Grandma is locked in the root cellar, that’s the one you reach for.
That was our second argument, which is that this woman must have an excellent connection with her mother in order to be able to inform her of the messages she gets from men in real time. But, what’s more? That’s fantastic news.