The Flip-Flop Chewer
Well, time to throw this little canine in the clink. One sole, poor flip-flop lost their life at the paws of this formidable flip-flop chewer. He’s even concealing his face in unadulterated shame. He knows what he did was wrong. His mama presents him with cold, hard evidence that cannot be refuted.
Thankfully, there’s no way a jury would vote to send this sweet pupper to pupper jail for one flimsy flip-flop. Mom, buy new ones. They’re pretty cheap. Goldi was just trying to help you out! He’s clearly feeling remorse. Plus, he’s still teething. You can’t blame biology! But you can blame yourself for leaving your shoes on the floor and out in the open.