Too Old for Umbrellas
Sweetheart thinks it’s a cinch to hold an umbrella. When she grows up, she’ll want to stay inside when it rains, or perhaps an attractive rain jacket is her preferred adult rain repellent. The reason she objects to umbrellas is beyond me.
In 2014, she posted an online essay about her hatred for umbrellas. She received a response to her post on the internet. After reading that people should be waterproof from childhood, a concerned citizen inquired if they had missed the memo. We choose to remain dry rather than get drenched in the soggy wet look.