Time Traveler
Okay, let’s get one thing straight. We don’t care how much flack we get for saying this. Hawaiian-style pizza isn’t half-bad, and we’re tired of pretending it is. Pineapple on pizza gives it a hint of sweetness that complements the savoriness of the cheese and toppings. There, we said it. Let’s move on.
This guy was minding his own business, contemplating whether to add pineapple on his pizza, when all of a sudden, it was five years in the future. No, he’s not a time traveler. His life had just flown by in a snap. Did you guys realize that half a decade ago was 2016? Man, we’re all old.