You May Now Kiss My Ex-Wife
Weddings are supposed to be the happiest moment in a person’s lifetime, right after getting a new PlayStation 5. However, for this person, his wedding was spoiled when the minister called sick. Thankfully, someone else could sub in for the minister, but the substitute was the last person anyone wanted to see.
The sub was the bride’s ex-hubby. We don’t know what happened next since the OP didn’t explain, but we imagine that it was awkward for everyone involved. Imagine how it must’ve felt smooching your wife in front of her ex-husband. Hopefully, he stayed professional, but you never know.