The human-tree
Ladies and gentlemen, we present to you the human tree, it can talk, walk, eat and move all its limbs if it chooses to. Did you like our introduction? We thought it was a cute way to sell this new product of a child trapped in a bucket and covered in lights.
Of course, you can not buy a small child for Christmas just to be your tree, that would break a lot of laws and not to mention be morally wrong. We hope that this was just for a picture and that this child does not belong to an evil family who loves torturing their offspring.