People Online-Shame Their Pets for Being Silly

Anyone saying anything bad about this duck’s hair is either lying or they’re jealous. It’s not often you see a duck with such groomed hair, and you can see that he’s proud of it. Like the story of Samson – a legendary Israelite warrior whose source of strength was his long hair – many of us take pride in our hair and derive our power from our hair.

This duck reminds us of Samson – his hair is his secret weapon, his source of power. Why would you want to take that away from him? That’s the one thing that separates him from the rest of the ducks, the inferior ducks, the ones that don’t have an impressive duck-mane. Shaming him for that probably means that someone is jealous.