Somehow, autocorrect determined that “I an going to horn the shower now” was grammatically correct
Autocorrect. Everybody’s favorite and least favorite tool for spelling. A discussion like this one about Burger King (or “Bush King,” according to this mother’s autocorrect) wouldn’t have been possible without it.
The fun didn’t end there, of course! Autocorrect felt “I’m going to horn the shower right now” was a logical phrase. Hopefully, they were able to communicate and have a “meat roll” dinner together at Burger King.