I Had No Idea
Whether you like it or not, gossip gets around like wildfire and there’s no escaping it. Sometimes, however, you have to put on your innocent face and pretend not to know something even though you do. There’s a Kim K expression for literally every situation in life including when someone tells you a secret that you already knew.
That look of shock and surprise is pure perfection and something we should all aim to master. Start practicing right away. You never know when you may need to use the line “But they don’t know that we know they know we know…”