Nothing seems to fit
Sometimes, it’s just best to laugh even when you’re hurt or ill. Of course, if he isn’t going in for anything particularly distressing, the hospital bed was most likely an awkwardly amusing surprise for him.
Many people like to stretch out in bed and spread out, but not for those of tall stature, and not especially when there is a huge footboard at the end of the bed. Hopefully, his toes didn’t get too chilly because the sheet doesn’t appear to offer much more assistance.