Risky Business
It would bother me if I had an apartment that was oddly shaped. I know it sounds picky, but it would just throw me off a lot less if there were a Kentucky Fried Chicken nearby, which in this poster’s case, there was.

I guess it also would not be that unbearable if the neighbors were good ones. The only downside of the apartment is the fact that the neighborhood itself was a bit questionable. That KFC got robbed a few times. The whole story just sounds silly, but some people are easily satisfied, even by the simplest of things.