Keeping Guard
Being a security guard has to be one of the most boring jobs out there. Don’t get us wrong—you do have to face danger, but how often does that really happen? Out of every 1 million visitors that come to a shop, fewer than one of those people are actually going to wreak havoc.
So, we totally understand why this guy couldn’t keep his eyes open any longer. Also, why did this store hire such an elderly gentleman to become their security guard? You’d think they’d actually want someone who could wrestle unruly customers to the ground, not someone who would sleep away three-quarters of their shift.