Get a Bidet, Thank Us Later
The sooner we all get rid of toilet paper and get bidets, the better off we’ll be. We won’t have to worry about putting on the toilet paper roll in the correct orientation, nor will we have to think about stockpiling TP during crises. But for the time being, let’s all make sure that our TP rolls are always within reach.
When we say within reach, we don’t mean within reach of Elastigirl from The Incredibles. Does this hotel expect people to hop up off the squatter and walk over to the TP? We could be wrong, but this hotel is probably in a country where the people generally don’t use TP to wipe themselves.