Not the Best First Impression
People often say that the first impression is the last but that nobody realizes the importance of this statement until they go on a first date with someone they admire. Poor Patrick had a tiny accident on the way to his date’s house where he spilled soda on his pants.
Worried that she might take the wrong impression from the stain on his pants, he blurted out that it wasn’t pee, as soon as he pulled in her driveway. It could have been worse had he not explained his situation. Thank god he wasn’t wearing white pants. Phew!