A Toast to the Holy Cheese That is Swiss
This person will only work for one cause, which is to bring attention to lactose intolerance as a common condition that affects a lot of people. Choose Jesus, Not Cheeses is written on posters and a T-shirt that he wears, and he is well on his way to becoming the most famous preacher in the movement.
Jesus seems like a good spiritual path, but what does this guy’s religion, which doesn’t involve cheese, have to offer that we can’t get from other spiritual paths? No one in this room wants to know what it would be like to live in a world where there are no dairy products.