If I Ever had a Chance to Say I’m Sorry, That Chance has Long Since Passed.
Even if they say they want to apologise in a formal setting, it is highly unlikely that they will dress up in a suit and tie before doing so. Even if they say they want to apologise in a formal setting, it is highly unlikely that they will. This young lady has shed new light on our understanding of what the term “Formal Apology” can entail and we are grateful for her contribution.
It is impossible for us not to give her credit for introducing something fresh for us to ponder thanks to her efforts. In the event that we really need to reiterate our regret, you can bet your bottom dollar that a necktie will play a major role in the process.