Mr. Mysterious
If your date sat down at the table and handed you a pamphlet detailing all their favorites and immediately started spilling all of their life-scarring experiences and how it affects them, you’d be glad to know everything, but it’d take the fun out of the getting-to-know-you stage. A bit of mystery can be a good thing.
It’s all about balance, and this guy fell flat on his face with u/Garaquarubyline by being too mysterious and quite frankly, creepy. We don’t know what bargain bin psychic or Facebook quiz told him he wouldn’t make it past 40, but studies show only 58% of our predictions come true, so let’s hope he was wrong with this one.