Squeaky Clean
“And no, I don’t want your scrub. A scrub is a guy that can’t get no love from me”. Are you familiar with this song? Of course, you are! Here is Christine, a woman who clearly follows the strict code in this song by heart. She bought a scrub on Amazon and gave it a 2 star review.
She said that the scrub was painful and she doesn’t get why it’s too popular. Uhm… what?! How the hell would you get hurt when using a scrub to brush a toilet bowl? That is until—- you realize that she’s been using it the wrong way. Yep. You guessed it. I’m just gonna leave you wheezing right there.