#11: A Few Key Ideas
Keys these days have gotten so boring, haven’t they? They all look the same: very small and sleek. I guess that’s useful if you have an entire key ring full of keys in your pocket or purse and you don’t want it to weigh a million pounds, but isn’t it boring?
Let’s bring back the old days, when keys were massive wrought iron things that took two hands to turn. Sure, it’s massively impractical and incredibly heavy, but wouldn’t you feel all mysterious and magical with a key like that?