#41: Who Said You Can’t Run a Marathon and Smoke the Entire Distance?
In a display of sheer audacity and disbelief, a Chinese man has managed to run not one, not two, but three marathons in just three and a half hours each, all while chain-smoking the entire 42-kilometer distance. I mean, talk about defying the laws of physics, human endurance, and common sense.
Can you picture it? This marathon runner puffs away like a smokestack, leaving a trail of cigarette ashes in his wake while effortlessly crossing the finish line in record time. It’s like a scene from a slapstick comedy, where the laws of health and fitness have taken an extended vacation.