If You’re Wise, You’ll Do It
If you haven’t already heard Taylor Swift’s “Blank Space” pumped out of the speakers of every radio and clothing store in a shopping mall a million times, it might be tough to understand how one would hear the line “got a long list of ex-lovers” as “ get along with Starbucks lovers.”
However, large swaths of the internet agree with u/ZsaFreigh, and you know what? It’s not bad advice. Anyone willing to get up early and survive the lines at a Starbucks in the morning is probably someone you’d rather get along with, especially before they have that cup with their misspelled name scrawled on it in hand.