What a View
We never really understood the appeal of flying. Sure, the first time was exciting. You got a window seat and had a perfect view of the rolling clouds several hundred of feet underneath the plane. However, you soon learn that that’s the only thing you’ll see for the next hundred hours until you land. Snoozeville.
Still, it’d be nice to get a window if you paid for a window seat. This poor kid learned a lesson about the real world: you don’t always get what you pay for. Congrats, kid, you’re one step closer to becoming a bitter, world-loathing maniac like the rest of us.