Plant-acious
This pup is wearing the latest in vegan couture from Milan. A vase with a hole in the bottom just wide enough for their head to fit through, festive leaves scattered about, and soil smeared across the floor complete this look. Unfortunately, this plant met a gruesome end without a second thought.
It’s a crime scene, but don’t make it drab! Here’s the problem: if we discovered this child with soil on his hands, we’d let it all go. All charges should be dropped without hesitation. Why? Because that innocent little face has the power to bring about global peace. We could solve our most heated issues with that lovely, angelic visage.