I Was Decorating the Floor
Who could ever scold the face in the photo below? We’re honestly asking. That adorable little golden retriever mug! Those puppy dog eyes! Clearly, this pupper was just trying to decorate the floor. That’s all. He thought it needed a little jazzing up. Hence the trash and debris.
The dog’s face reveals, “Please forgive me, people; I am ignorant of what I’m doing.” Oh, to be an adorable canine. We’d get away with anything and everything. Is it okay to trash the living room? That’s forgiven! Should we tear up the closet and chew through the shoes and slippers? There is nothing to worry about! This puppy is simply fantastic.