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One day, a man decided that it’d be nice to take a random selfie out in public. However, after he looked at his phone’s screen, he realized that the camera captured something weird. Apparently, he had just taken a selfie with a hellish demon that had come to wreak havoc on mankind.
This is a better story than the truth of this picture. Do you remember how being tan is one of the marks of western beauty? Well, it turns out that your skin can look like burned toast and nobody will say a thing. This is either a horrible tanning job or terrible photo editing. Neither would surprise us.