Not Impressing Anyone
We understand that online dating is hard. Your first message has to not only stand out from the rest but also impress the person on the other end. This guy made up a really elaborate story about how he got pulled over by a cop while texting this girl. After lecturing him about the dangers of texting and driving, the guy apparently showed the cop her picture.
So the cop let him off with a warning and told him he better get her number. Sure, sure. The only problem was that he sent the same message to her other dating website account and the girl called him out for sending a bad message overall. Not so smooth anymore, huh?