Waterproof Humans
If the original tweet has you scratching your head, don’t worry, you’re not alone. For some reason, the OP seems to believe that grown-ups don’t or shouldn’t use umbrellas. Wait, what? We would love to know who put that thought into their head and why. Sure, there are always raincoats and jackets but what do they have against umbrellas?
What did make us grin though was that fierce response asking if people are just supposed to become waterproof after they turn 18. You know what, it wouldn’t be the worst thing in the world but until that happens, we’re going to stick to umbrellas, thank you very much.