A Real-Life Barbie Doll
Nothing looks too out of the ordinary here, so let’s analyze this picture piece by piece. First, this woman is riding up an escalator. There’s a blue sign on the right-hand side. She’s wearing a black jacket and pants with either fireworks or palm trees. And her feet—whoa.
Are those her socks, or does she have extremely skinny ankles? How she manages to support the weight of her entire body with itty-bitty legs like those is a question science can’t answer. Either this woman meets the textbook definition of a Barbie doll, or those are the heels of her shoes.