Jimmy Fallon recently took to Twitter to ask social media users why they’re single. In typical Jimmy fashion, he shared the funniest, most peculiar, and incredibly honest responses on his show – from finding strange food in your hair to refusing to chase waterfalls because TLC said so (that’s what people said, we’re not making this up). Whether you’re in the dating pool looking for that special someone or already shacked up, we guarantee you’ll get a kick out of these reasons people shared of #WhyImSingle. If you’re looking for a good laugh, we’ve got you covered with this thread. And hey, you might even relate to some of these reasons.
Cereal First, then Milk
We all have red flags we look for to rule out potential partners. Do they have a job? Are they respectful? Please tell me they’re not married! Our friend, Redda, waves a red flag of her own and it’s pretty cringy. Only true weirdos do this and it might just be the reason why Redda is still looking for love.
Her #WhyImSingle is that she pours milk… before her cereal *GASP*. Only ‘cereal killers’ do that, right? To be honest, I’ve never tried it myself. We’ve heard of people who done that, and we’ve seen them on TV, but we’ve never met one in real life. It just seems so obvious the cereal goes into the bowl first. Don’t worry, Redda, your milk-first partner is out there somewhere, enjoying their cereal.