Nobody Teach my Daughters How to Read!
Sometimes, Blake and Ryan’s trolling each other on the internet can get out of hand. They might sometimes forget that the people reading them don’t understand the full context of the image and jump to conclusions. That’s probably happened before, but they’re dreading the moment their children learn how to read and discover the digital punches they’ve been sending each other.
It’s probably going to take some effort to explain to their kids that it’s all in good fun. However, with the double entendres and whatnot, some things are going to be more difficult to explain. You can see that Ryan is dreading the moment his children become literate.