Can’t I Just Go Inside and Sleep?
We never really understood the excitement of double- or triple-dating. Having a spouse or partner is supposed to be special between two people. However, if your wife wants to triple-date with other couples, it’s your job to say, “Yes, dear,” and hold your tongue. That’s definitely what Ryan’s doing in this picture.

It looks like Ryan would prefer being anywhere else in the world than on the porch with Taylor Swift, her boyfriend, and a third couple. His blank stare at a faraway object says that he’s tired and wants to go lie down. We feel you, Ryan. Maybe just toss Blake off your lap and go inside.