The Creepy Candle
Maintaining appearances around the house is essential. Otherwise, your décor might sprout legs and peace out because it refuses to be a part of the mess you dare to call interior decorating, just like this unusually buff candle that hasn’t missed leg day in years to prepare for its escape.
Forget about the traditional candlestick; upcycle yourself a Candle Rick. There’s bound to be a creepy kid in your neighborhood who will lend you half of a doll corpse to get you started, as long as you don’t ask where the head and torso went. We suspect they’re probably attached to octopus legs on someone else’s shelf.