When People’s Attempts at Life Backfire in the Most Entertaining Ways

To be honest with you, we don’t see this as a failed attempt. In fact, if your mozzarella cheese stick stretches that far, we think you won the mozz jackpot. Usually, these sticks snap at the slightest tug, but this kid somehow got their stick to stretch over a foot long.

Also, what sort of restaurant sells mozzarella sticks without marinara dipping sauce? You’d have to be barbarian to eat those things straight-up. Sure, people do things differently in every culture, but these guys have it completely wrong. The mozz stick card should be revoked from whatever restaurant this is.