These Boomer Dad Jokes Are Better Than Any Comedy Special

This is like playing Russian roulette, only instead of a bullet; it’s sexual orientation. Will it be you, or will it be one of your bros? Who knows! But there’s one thing for sure: Paul better watch out. He’s got a target on his back (or maybe his butt, in this case). But let’s not forget the real issue at hand here: Paul’s cuteness.

I mean, if he’s not gay, then he’s definitely a heartbreaker. And if he is gay, well, he’s still a heartbreaker, just for a different demographic. So maybe the real question is not which one of them is gay, but which one of them is lucky enough to be Paul’s significant other?