Definition: Sore Throat
Looks like we’ve got a case of linguistic indigestion on our hands. Apparently, all those words and synonyms have given this dad thesaurus throat – a condition that we can only imagine involves a lot of impressive linguistic gymnastics. We can just picture him spouting off obscure vocabulary words and witty puns at the slightest provocation.
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On the other hand, maybe he’s onto something here – who knows what other puns and jokes he could come up with if he started eating other reference materials. Maybe he’ll move on to encyclopedias next. I wonder what kind of physical discomfort that would give him!