These Boomer Dad Jokes Are Better Than Any Comedy Special

Looks like we’ve got a case of linguistic indigestion on our hands. Apparently, all those words and synonyms have given this dad thesaurus throat – a condition that we can only imagine involves a lot of impressive linguistic gymnastics. We can just picture him spouting off obscure vocabulary words and witty puns at the slightest provocation.

On the other hand, maybe he’s onto something here – who knows what other puns and jokes he could come up with if he started eating other reference materials. Maybe he’ll move on to encyclopedias next. I wonder what kind of physical discomfort that would give him!