Don’t Get Too Comfortable
This dad has stumbled upon a universal truth: wives have a sixth sense for detecting comfort in their husbands. It’s like a superpower, really. As soon as a husband sits down and looks comfortable, the wife’s spidey senses start tingling, and before you know it, there’s a laundry list of tasks that need to be done.
It’s like they have a built-in radar for domestic chores and honey-do lists. But hey, sometimes you’ve got to do what you’ve got to do. And if that means pretending to be a piece of furniture in order to avoid being asked to take out the trash, so be it. Or, if you’re trying to catch their attention, that should do the trick perfectly!