Reptile Dysfunction
. I can picture the eye-rolls and groans from here. But you know what? I love it. It’s so cheesy and ridiculous that it’s actually kind of brilliant. I mean, “reptile dysfunction”? That’s comedy gold right there. And poor little chameleon, struggling to change colors like it’s no big deal.

I can just imagine him trying to blend in with a bright green leaf while his friends tease him for being a one-trick lizard. But hey, if he ever needs a pick-me-up, he can always remind himself that at least he’s got a killer joke named after him. All in all, I give this dad joke two thumbs up (and one lizard tongue out).