People Who Didn’t Take the Time to Think Things Through

You can’t get salmon vanilla from eating undercooked chicken! You only get salmon vanilla when you eat salmon. The name is right there! Also, you can only get food poisoning if you eat food. That’s good news for those of you who prefer munching on dirt.

Here’s the problem with the English language. If you can’t spell a word, you’re out of luck. Your teachers probably taught you to sound spell or look for the word in the dictionary, but how can you sound spell silent letters? How do you know what to look for in the dictionary if you can’t spell it?