#37: Automatic Freebies
I have to wonder if, at some point in the training manuals for new Moms, they mention disregarding price tags. Apparently, if an item of clothing is designed for Moms, then all Moms deserve to get it free. And, of course, more capital letters just to make the point.

Here, the mothers are trying to organize to campaign for free Mom shirts. That’s one union I wouldn’t be quick to pick a fight with. However, if they’re going to be picking any t-shirt to start a revolution over, surely they should be picking one with a slightly more hip design.